6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
Who reblogged his
Why are there so many notes
Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy. — my motivation to be happy. (via insignificantttt)
so i reblog this every time and guess what happened….I met One Direction
I ACTUALLY REBLOGGED THIS THE DAY I MET LOUIS AND ELEANOR
Guise… it works:
Can’t pass this up
lets fucking hope this work i aint wasting no post for this dumb shit
it actually works holla
this shit better work
For good luck. :)
is no one going to mention the fact that this has been approved by CNN so it must be true?
(Source: CNN, via onedirectionaustralia)